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14th Feb 2015

The most honest Valentine’s Card given by a girl to her boyfriend today

She's sorry for his loss

Tony Cuddihy

She’s sorry for his loss.

Bee Ní Choitir sent this into us, and it’s brilliant.

We enjoyed this, and we’re sure many men in this lovely country of ours will appreciate the sentiment, as we continue to pretend we’re in charge while the ladies rule the roost.

In the Valentine’s (Sympathy) Card, Bee apologises for her fella’s…

  • Loss of me-time
  • Loss of food
  • Loss of independence
  • Loss of peace and quiet
  • Loss of sleep
  • Loss of personal space
  • Loss of marbles
  • Loss of hair
  • Loss of jumpers
  • Loss of friends
  • Loss of soul
  • Loss of phone battery
  • Loss of freedom
  • Loss of patience
  • Loss of identity
  • Loss of dignity
  • Loss of free will
  • Loss of individuality

and, most importantly…

  • The loss of every argument to come!

Gold

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