Hey Shook Norris, let’s talk about hangovers.
Your head is banging and your memory is hazy.
The hangover is taking over. You’ve been there before, remember?
You said all of these things.
‘Sure I’m not hungover’
That’s probably because you’re still drunk, you clown.
‘It’s beginning to hit’
That Alka Selsor is seeming like a better idea now.
‘Sure I’ll have a bit of food and I’ll be grand’
A fry is the ONLY option here.
‘My stomach is in bits’
Usually uttered half-way through said fry.
‘I’ll never drink again’
Millions wouldn’t believe you, but we do.
‘Must have been a bad pint’
Which one was bad, your 6th or 7th?
‘I’m not actually hungover anymore, I’m just tired’
The light at the end of the tunnel.
‘I’m not moving from this couch for the night’
10 hour binges on Netflix were made for days like this.
‘Sure I’ll have a bit of food and I’ll be grand (part 2)’
Usually a pizza or some other takeaway and a Club Orange this time around.
Congratulations, you’ve made it out the other side. Now it’s time to celebrate… what shall you do?
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