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20th Aug 2015

People discuss their worst first dates on an anonymous app and they are truly awful

It's tough out there

JOE

Dating is hard work.

We have all had one or two disastrous moments while wading through the singletons to find our mister or missus right and it is a hardship like no other when a date goes awry like it does far too often.

Well, on an anonymous app called Whispers, which works a lot like Yik Yak, someone asked what was your worst date experience and over 5,000 people responded with their worst first dates and they are truly spectacular.

A lot of them are American, but the bad date thing is universal so here are a few of our favourites.

He took me back to his place, where he lived with his mom who was watching TV in the living room . He then lead me to his room which had bunk beds! He was 38, I was 33!! 

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After moving to Oklahoma for a job, I was set up on a blind date, my friend described her as having many things in common, we both like memes, gaming, and etc… It was my ex.

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After a romantic dinner he threw up on me.

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A picnic in the park, where the guy told me he got what he could with his food stamps and proceeded to tell me all about how the bible shows proof that aliens exist.
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It was at Burger King, My sister wouldn’t let me go without her, he invited his ex. Needless to say it was a short relationship.

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I waited for him for four hours. He arrived shirtless. At a restaurant, he ordered hot dog and chips.

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Who waits four hours for a date though, seriously?

To read more epic fails from the dating world log onto Whispers

Hat-tip to Daily Mail 

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Dating