People are weird.
I’m a firm believer in the principle that sharing information is a good thing because a little bit of extra knowledge can only help.
Personally speaking, I wish Louis Van Gaal would tell us why he’s not signing or a striker or why Irish women are always freezing.
See, this is stuff that I need to know. What I don’t need to know is that there’s a man who takes off all of his clothes, squats down and runs at his missus with his arms dangling like a Silent Hill character.
Is he an odd ball or is he hilarious? The answer is quite simply, he’s in love.
Couples took to Reddit this afternoon to reveal some of the things that they only do in private and some of these NSFW updates might give you a laugh.
The greatest alter ego ever
We’ve created this bizarre Italian man named Anthony Pajametto, Tony Pajamas for short, Tony PJs if you’re friends. He has a tinder profile, and is generally a really shitty dude. He’s got a futon guy tho if you need the hook up. He doesnt swipe left, and his favorite thing to do is go to the club, get three drunk girls (lovingly referred to as saucy meatballs) and fold em up on his futon. Its called the meatball sub.
Via – Vorialistraz
Game of Monopoly?
If her boobs are out, sometimes I’ll walk over and put my eye on her nipple and pretend it’s a monocle and talk like the Monopoly man.
Via – tylerdurden801
A case for a shared bathroom
Sometimes we hold hands while pooping. One of us sits on the tub, the other on the toilet. That’s pretty weird.
Edit: I need to clarify that we do not poop in our tub. We alternate. Clarity is important, guys.
Via – scannalach
Ass in the air
well..i have never been able to burp…ever..maybe when i was a newborn? But for some reason i just can’t burp…so when I have a stomach ache or a feeling I know is gas I do the “face down ass up” method. Where I lay on my stomach and arch my ass in the air and it helps relieve whatever gas I have..so my girlfriend caught wind of this and was like what is wrong with you. I explained it to her and now she does it. So periodically if you walk into my house you’ll see my girlfriend and I laying on the floor with our asses in the air, farting away.
Via – via EarwaxPanties
Hungry for carrots?
After we have sex and I’ve shrank back down, she likes to grab my penis with her thumb and forefinger and examine my dick while telling me “aw it looks like a baby carrot”. She knows how to make a guy feel special.
Via – via Callmebobbyorbooby
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