He held back as long as possible.
There’s so much advice out there on Tinder etiquette and the best way to woo a lady or gentleman on the dating app but some people still need a hand.
This guy from Wicklow called Richie was doing so well when he was chatting to this girl, but his animal instincts kicked in and, well, he got straight to the point.
We’ll take you through the conversation now.
Richie opens up a classic (Horny level – 17.6%)
The girl responds with some detail. A country girl with a decent command of the Irish language who has just moved to the big smoke.
Richie opens up about his whereabouts and suggests he’s close by. He also adds in a cheeky winky face to suggest he’s a bit of a cheeky boy (Horny Level – 46.9%)
The lady uses the basic laws of physics in a flirty manner in her retort. This is going well for Richie.
Richie’s lost it (Horny Level – 1000000000000%).
Main image via Instagram.com/Tinder.
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