Release the kraken.
John Arne Riise, famed for his bright red hair and Thor-esque left-boot, has discovered a new skill: tweeting.
The former Liverpool left-back has been answered his followers’ questions on Twitter today and he made us chuckle with a few of his musings.
For example, this very harsh verdict on the future of Liverpool outcast Jose Enrique:
And he’s not Gareth Barry’s biggest fan:
Frankly, it was good to see a footballer being honest rather than tow the party line until an autobiography is due out and semi-retirement has been achieved at LA Galaxy overseas.
Riise even has his own sex move.
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