A scene that has played itself out up and down the country since the Dark Ages.
The only difference is that now it’s all done over text message.
Keith and Triona Purtill do battle over who is going to make the tea, and we’re with Keith all the way on this one – he did, after all, clean the house AND set the fire (and shit).
He also got the biscuits, which we hope are chocolate digestives.
Come on Triona, take one for the team here.
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