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26th Nov 2015

PIC: This might be the least effort anyone has ever put into pulling a sickie

All tea, no sympathy

Carl Kinsella

We’ve all been there.

A few too many the night before, a freezing cold morning, very important Netflix to catch up on…

Sometimes you’re just not in the mood to fulfil your obligations, whether it be showing up to class, clocking in to work or turning up in court.

But there’s always a level of expectation from those in power when you’re conjuring up your excuses. If you’re going to beg off, at least put some effort into your lies.

This attempt gets an A+ for sheer half-heartedness:

college email

Maybe if he had included a recording of himself coughing that would have done the trick?

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