Eargasmic.
Have you ever had to make awkward conversation with your neighbours as you’re leaving for work?
Trust me, any uncomfortable chat that you’ve had with Mrs O’Reilly from next door will pale in comparison to what Stacey Ritzen has had to deal with recently.
The writer was recently working from home when her neighbour decided to indulge in a little ‘afternoon delight’.
Being a good neighbour, she didn’t disrupt the sexy time but opted to live-tweet the whole thing.
Sounds like fun.
So this is still happening pic.twitter.com/xNHCuq3Aup
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Meet your friendly neighbourhood bus driver.
Update: there is a school bus I've never seen parked outside so I am like 95% sure she's frigging a bus driver pic.twitter.com/RyIrSVFfmA
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Clearly there’s no need for this lady to ‘fake it until she makes it’.
Oh god… it's starting again. HOW MANY ORGASMS MUST ONE WOMAN HAVE????
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Doesn’t she sound like a velociraptor from Jurassic Park?
HAND TO GOD pic.twitter.com/VoEkrYGK6f
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
No harm was done to any dinosaurs during this act.
FYI my video camera cut off halfway into that last one so it just sounds like someone is being murdered. I assure you that's not the case.
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Sexy time over.
If anyone's wondering, my neighbor is not having loud sex today. She's just having loud friends over. Still, loud talking/laughing > orgasms
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 6, 2016
For anyone that’s still curious.
All of you new followers are going to be so disappointed. Only like 15% percent of my tweets, tops, are live tweeting people having sex.
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) January 6, 2016
Don’t your own neighbours look great now?
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