Some of these are brilliant.
Of course we’ve never ever had any issues in this department of life, but apparently a lot of other people have, so it’s our duty to share this with you.
*JOE coughs nervously*.

Anyway, Twitter has been out in force, with users giving their own succinct examples of such affairs.
We hope you enjoy some of these as much as we did and obviously, given the subject matter, a few of these are NSFW, so have a glance around you before you dive in.
Enjoy/wince…
I blue myself. #BadSexIn3Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/EJQZL9FDXd
— Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) March 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/Drunk_Austen/status/707102922450931712
Farts upon climax. #BadSexIn3Words @midnight
— comedycentral (@ComedyCentral) March 8, 2016
I vote Tory #BadSexIn3Words
— Paul Syvret (@PSyvret) March 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/LiamDrydenEtc/status/707150977250566144
https://twitter.com/BadFatherHan/status/707066726542925824
Is it in? "@Ersties: Are we done? #BadSexIn3Words"
— L L O Y D D (@Cliqueloydd) March 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/ChrisRGMcPhail/status/707150484042334208
Kept you waiting? #BadSexin3Words pic.twitter.com/SSVzqAFxdM
— BenJancazooie (@BenJanca) March 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/VERITYSWORLD/status/707142952330649600
https://twitter.com/HulaJohnson/status/707139008841711617
Ignore the smell #badsexin3words
— Nico (@hobbitbandit) March 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/_CFJ_/status/707138492841775104
Just a prank #BadSexIn3Words
— Danny (@theDanzhz) March 8, 2016
Sorry…wrong hole. #BadSexIn3Words
— Gamiest Gamer 🕹🎮 (@Retr0Joe) March 8, 2016
Please stop crying
— Andrew (@onenorthernman) March 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/liamaewright/status/707156038634631168
Sorry, fell asleep. #BadSexIn3Words
— Cinema Honey (@CinemaHoney) March 8, 2016
Cash or credit? #BadSexIn3Words
— erika (@e_sinclairr) March 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/donya_meinhof/status/707119533090328576
https://twitter.com/ChocoLaDutchess/status/707118397167943680
Fast and Furious #BadSexIn3Words
— Zachary (@ZacKent96) March 8, 2016
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