People are weird.
When it comes to breaking the news that you’re no longer interested in someone, Homer Simpson really had the right idea by saying “Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You” but most people are probably a bit kinder than that.
If you’ve ever broken up with someone else then you’ll have your own reasons why but other people have been sharing their reasons for dumping their partners and they’re great.
Some of these excuses feel like they belong in an episode of Seinfeld.
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