It’s an art as old as time itself.
There are unconfirmed reports that the earliest man met his future bae by saying ‘let’s go behind that big rock and get a little boulder’.
The good folks at Listerine have compiled research which suggests that people who use their mouthwash are more likely to do bold things.
Keeping that in mind, we’ve compiled 8 very bold chat-up lines to test on Angela Scanlon, who officially launched their ‘Bring out the Bold’ campaign… here goes nothing!
“Do you like cheese? Because I’m an Easy Single.”
It doesn’t get much more cheesy than that.
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute.”
Now, that’s an obtuse chat-up line.
“I hear you’re good at algebra… will you replace my X without asking Y?”
If they’re not good at algebra, expect vacant stares.
“Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favourite.”
This is for all those ladies who use LISTERINE®.
“Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
This one may leave you in hot water.
Are you religious? Because I could be the answer to your prayers.
I think they call this sort of effort a ‘Hail Mary.’
Are you Yoda? Because Yodalicous.
Embrace your inner-nerd.
“Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMM.”
Nope. Never. Not going to work. What were you thinking?
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