“We always knew they would come back.”
Ireland has been thrown into turmoil this morning as the aliens have returned to earth, seemingly intending to begin their takeover with Ireland’s capital, Dublin.
JOE.ie has made contact with the foremost Ufologists to provide you with the best tips for avoiding annihilation at the hands of alien invaders this summer.
Location, location, location
It’s common sense that going near public landmarks during an alien invasion is quite simply a no-no.
When those strange guys from the skies hit, you should make your way to somewhere they’d never ever look.
Make sure you’re equipped with the right technology
If the aliens are anything like us, all you’ll have to is expose them to Snapchat and Tinder and they’ll be far too distracted to do any actual damage to us.
Listen to gruff old scientists
If movies about catastrophes have taught us anything, it’s that scientists who behave and dress like crackpots are usually the only people on earth who know who to deal with global-scale problems like alien invasion. The more dishevelled the better.
Learn MMA
It’s never too late to start taking lessons in self-defence. We’re pretty sure they don’t have the UFC in outer-space, so we doubt the aliens would be able to match your moves.
Introduce the aliens to some Ireland fans
The Ireland fans seem to have won the affections of the French locals pretty handily over at Euro 2016. Maybe the same will be true of the aliens.
Now we’re all set for an alien invasion, the only thing left to do is watch how the experts do it… Independence Day: Resurgence is in cinemas from June 23.
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