If you’re a business owner, you hate to see this kind of thing.
Is there anything worse than working in the retail industry and watching people come in, browse through your stuff and then just leave without putting their hands in their pockets?
Take these two chickens in Knocknagoshel in County Kerry, for instance. The Daily Edge reports how they walked in, circled the ice cream fridge more than once, had a good gawk at the Regina toilet paper, and then flounced out with their wings swinging.
F**king cheapskates.
They’re nothing but a poultry excuse for consumers (blame JOE.ie’s Garry Carroll for the foulness of that joke, he claims he just plucked it out of thin air).
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