You’ve been warned lads.
For years, men have been warned about the perils of masturbation by various religious groups.
It was once famously said that masturbation was like owning a Ferrari but only driving it in first gear but if you think that’s bad, then you should hear the claims that Muslim televangelist Mucahid Cihad Han made in a recent Q and A with viewers on 2000 TV.
You probably won’t be able to understand what Mucahid is saying below, but rest assured, he’s not a fan of his fellow men choking the chicken.
Clip via YouTube/Mucahid Cihad Han
Telling viewers to “resist Satan’s temptations”, Han predicted fairly drastic consequences in the next life for one particular viewer who admitted to continuously masturbating despite being married and asked for Han’s advice.
“Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” Han said in response.
“If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?”
We think you’ve said quite enough Mucahid.
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