We are currently running a competition asking you lot what you would wish for, if money and practicality was no issue.
And we must say, your entries thus far are a little bit disappointing. Your wants are fantastic and all, but they’re not quite wacky enough.
We want you to go crazy with this. You have complete free reign, with nobody judging you! If we were in your position, this is the sort of stuff we would be asking for!
A game of ping pong with Conor McGregor in Athlone
He may be able to take us in a fight, but I reckon I could kick his ass at table tennis. Particularly if it was in the metropolis of Athlone.
Our own live-in pizza chef who is also a stand-up comedian
A great laugh and pizza… it’s not too much to ask for, is it? No it is certainly not.
To have our own range of Craft beer that all the hipsters would drink
Now this would be amazing. We would probably call it Hoptimus Prime.
To bungee jump in a very Irish fancy dress costume in an exotic country
The locals wouldn’t have a clue what you are doing, which would make it even better.
To have a musical legend soundtrack our day as we walk around Dublin
Can you imagine Slash playing a guitar solo as you stroll into Centra in Temple Bar.
So now you’ve an idea of the type of entries we are looking for. Get your ass over to the competition and tell us what you really, really want!
iD are looking to give you whatever you want, find out how to enter here.
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