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“Did they say who won it?”
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Of course, there’s nothing like a winning Lotto ticket being sold in your local area to get the local rumour mill turning. Here are a few things that will almost definitely happen while you’re waiting for the winner to be announced.
1. It becomes the talk of the town
An entire parish becomes obsessed with discovering who the winner is. Every pub conversation, dinner table chat and work discussion is dominated by speculation about the winner’s identity.
2. Everybody thinks they know who it was
Everyone suddenly fancies themselves as a cut-price Sherlock Holmes. People start snooping on their neighbours and trying to uncover any clue that will solve the mystery.
3. Anyone who spends money is under suspicion
If some poor unfortunate happens to buy a car, everyone immediately decides that they’re the winner. Even if the car in question is a 2006 Corsa, this will be taken as absolute proof that they won.
4. Lotto jokes are everywhere
The town’s comedians are out in force, waiting for any chance to shoehorn a Lotto joke into a conversation. This is comedy gold for the local wags and a pain in the arse for everyone else.
5. There’s always a mysterious stranger
Word spreads around the town of a mysterious stranger who bought a Lotto ticket on the day. The more time passes without a winner being revealed, the more legs the mysterious stranger story will grow.
6. Local people all double check their Lotto numbers
Even if you’ve done the same numbers for the last 10 years, you’ll still double check your numbers. Just in case you accidentally did an entirely different set of numbers that weekend.
7. Some poor sod will be wrongly identified as the “winner”
Rumours will be flying and the chances are that someone will be wrongly identified as the winner. It’s an annoying scenario for the “winner” and not just because they didn’t win any money. They can’t even deny it. Sure isn’t that exactly what a person who did win it would do?
8. It becomes all anyone talks about on social media
Well, it’s a welcome change from pictures of kids/pets/meals/holidays.
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