To the hussy who stood poor Michael up, poor form.
The Bookshelf Coffee House in Cork City thought they had a viral hit on their hands. A nicely decorated table, champagne, a questionnaire. This was going to win Twitter.
Until…
Big #tinder date going on in The Bookshelf shortly… We've pulled out all the stops for our 'friend'😂 live tweets! pic.twitter.com/KwvBNWcu7K
— BookshelfCoffeeHouse (@BookshelfCoffee) July 11, 2015
They really went all out, drawing comparisons with tonight’s fight…
Arriving any moment! for the day that's in it hopefully our man has the same game as #McGregor #189 pic.twitter.com/UsfTtGrCiR
— BookshelfCoffeeHouse (@BookshelfCoffee) July 11, 2015
What’s a first date without an appraisal?
Expect a full feedback report from the lucky girl!#tinder #commentcard #constructivecriticism pic.twitter.com/7YwdLqRAjw
— BookshelfCoffeeHouse (@BookshelfCoffee) July 11, 2015
They were both late. Being late is sexy, apparently. (I’m never late. Or sexy.)
#bookshelftinderdate both parties going for the fashionably late approach! Who will blink first! pic.twitter.com/JHB71YVAs7
— BookshelfCoffeeHouse (@BookshelfCoffee) July 11, 2015
Michael finally showed up…
Well Micheal blinked first and has arrived…. No sign of her though🙈🙉😕 Kleenex at the ready maybe!? pic.twitter.com/IFtT37InZz
— BookshelfCoffeeHouse (@BookshelfCoffee) July 11, 2015
…and she bloody well stood him up!
Game over…. Ball burst!😥😢 Kleenex currently being delivered! Sad sad end. The inhumanity of it all…. #plentymorefishinthesea
— BookshelfCoffeeHouse (@BookshelfCoffee) July 11, 2015
The Bookshelf, meanwhile, did their level best to hook Michael up anyway. Hopefully this story will have a happy ending.
@BookshelfCoffee can't do anymore! Any girl looking for a date?😅 we'l give u a free coffee! First come first serve!! pic.twitter.com/D4EXujyzUu
— BookshelfCoffeeHouse (@BookshelfCoffee) July 11, 2015
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