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No matter how overpriced you thought your ‘Italian plumber’ costume was, you can rest assured it wasn’t one million dollars, unlike this monstrosity.
Now, we wouldn’t mind paying $1 million for a costume in the post-Halloween sales, once it preformed like the Iron Man suit. However, if you have that kind of money and you’re looking for something a little simpler for next year, then check out the ‘Human Slinky’ costume that’s up on eBay.
Its creator, ‘the preforming Veniamin’ from Romania, is selling the Human Slinky costume and giving 10 per cent to charity, so it’s not a total joke. You might think at $1 million the suit is a tad overpriced, but that’s where you’re wrong. Included in the price tag is the right to preform the amazing Human Slinky show live on stage for a maximum of five years. But after five years, you have to stop, according to the ad.
The advert reads, in broken English that is, “This bidding is for the Human Slinky costume and Five Years Permission to perform this act on stage around the World under Agreement, or you can buy and wear this costume lifetime for Halloween and private parties.
“The buyer understands that the Human Slinky costume can not be resale or duplicate.
“If you like to booking the creator send your request to HumanSlinky.com.”
One million dollars for a costume that won’t make you look any cooler while falling down a stairs? No thank you, we’ll just wear what we wore this year.
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