Anyone who’s ever been in a lengthy relationship will be familiar with the urge to put their partner up for sale…
That’s exactly what Patrick from Donegal has done – because his girlfriend didn’t take enough pity on him after he came down with the man-flu.
While this might seem like a particularly harsh response to that kind of treatment, he did set a pretty complimentary asking price of €1,000,000.
Here’s the message Patrick posted to DoneDeal, according to Donegal Daily.
Genuine reason for selling
Top girl although I told her on Monday I was sick & may require an ambulance to go to the doctors & she replied “ur aul ass” she also thinks it’s hilarious to stick her freezing little paws on my back & scare the shoite outta me, me being in such an awful condition as well.
She did do some nice things like get me soup & change the TV show but that’s not much cop t me if I’m dead cause she wouldn’t ring the ambulance.
I’m now into day 4 of my awful illness & there is still the possibility I may not make it out alive,
She didn’t believe me when I said I was putting her up for sale but sure I’ve nothing better to do at the minute anyway.
We hope Patrick makes it through this tough time and that he reconsiders his position on selling his girlfriend.
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