You may not believe in this sort of thing, but we’re not taking any chances.
Warning, if your name is on the list below, the chances are you’ll be welcoming a new arrival into the world in the near future.
The list from Netmums shows which men’s names are most likely to become dads in the next 12 months.
Some smart people looked at the average age of first time mothers in the UK (28-29), then at the most common boy’s names between 1986-1987.
As a result they’ve compiled a list of men’s names that are 100% guaranteed* to get a woman pregnant in the next year… who can argue with such science after all?
We feel like this GIF just about sums it all up…
Here’s the names so men take note, or cover your eyes… whichever is more appropriate.
- Mike
- Josh
- Kyle
- David
- Francois
- Ryan
- Andrew
- Nathan
- Evan
- Luke
- Justin
- Tom
- Chris
- Rob
- Mark
- Daniel
- John
- Jason
- Matthew
- Dayne
*Not 100% guaranteed
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