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18th Jan 2013

Go into space with Lynx Apollo

Ever been into space? No? Well it's time to change that with the help of the good folks of Lynx Apollo and legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin.

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Ever been into space? No? Well it’s time to change that with the help of the good folks of Lynx Apollo and legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin.

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman are all headed into space… well Paddy Irishman is anyway if you can prove yourself up to the challenge of the Lynx Space Academy.

Join the likes of Buzz Aldrin, Laika (the first dog in space) and the inanimate carbon rod held by Homer Simpson as you take on other recruits in your bid to join the space race. Experience what very few people will ever get the chance to do and write your name into the history books forever.

With Lynx Apollo you have the opportunity to head to Florida to the Lynx Space Academy and run through all the necessary trials and tests to get you into the same physical condition as the world’s most elite astronauts, all while smelling great at the same time.

If you’re chosen, you could be the first Irishman to ever go into space and see the earth from sub-orbit. Basically, this is an opportunity to make your childhood dreams of being an astronaut come true, and all the benefits that come with it, namely being able to tell everyone you’ve ever met or that you will meet in the future that you’ve been to space.

It’s also a chance to start using the line “you know what it’s like when you’re in space…oh no, no you don’t”.

Make no mistake, this will change your life forever, you’ll leave a man, but come back a hero.

Log onto lynxapollo.com to get all the details on what you need to take your first small step for man, but one giant leap for mankind.

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