“It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal.”
Despite the Fifty Shades of Grey craze of the last few months, sex still isn’t openly spoken about among most people.
Hell, you’re probably hiding your phone or monitor right now to make sure nobody can see you’re reading this.
To find out more about sex and sexual habits, a survey of Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyles has been done and the results are very interesting.
Here’s a rundown of the key points, read and compare them to yourself.
- The average energy expenditure by young people during sex is 85 Kcal – the equivalent of a two Jaffa Cakes.
- The proportion of men who claim to have successfully self-felated: 2.7% (WTF?!)
- The median time recorded for a man to ejaculate after vaginal penetration is nine minutes.
- The average heterosexual couple reports having sex three times a month between the ages of 16 and 44 – this has decreased from five times a month over the last 20 years.
- A major 2010 study found that oral sex is practiced more by affluent people with higher academic qualifications – the opposite of anal sex.
- Eighty per cent of those aged 25 to 35 say they have given or received oral sex in the last year
- Around three quarters of men aged 25-35 and living with a partner reported masturbating in the previous four weeks.
- The median age at which people first have sex in Britain is 16.
Hat-tip to The Telegraph.
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