Have you ever thought that a bulletproof vest might be a good investment for the walk to the shops, but you hate how unstylish they are? Introducing the bulletproof polo.
Every man has his favourite polo shirt. Whether it’s ultra stylish, ultra comfortable or it has the ability to stop bullets from an Uzi submachine gun – everyone has their favourite.
Meet the Miguel Caballero Bulletproof Men’s Polo Shirt, available over on freshpolos.com. It does (according to it’s manufacturer) exactly what it says on the tin. But we certainly won’t be the first people to test the theory.
The shirt actually comes in three different ‘protection’ levels. You could spend €2,700 for the cheapest model, but you’ll only be able to ward off 9mm and .40-Smith and Wesson bullets from full metal jackets.
So, if you’re thinking of heading to Kabul for the supper, you might want to invest a little more and get the next level of protection. For €3,090 you can have the second option which will see you protected against 9mm, .357 Magnum, .38 Super and mini Uzi submachine gun fire.
But we’ll be buying the €3,475 bulletproof polo shirt which can stop bigger machine gun fire and is also stab proof.
Staying safe in Ireland has never looked so stylish and looking stylish in Afghanistan has never been so safe.
Everyone’s happy.
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