She must have been really flushed.
There’s something reassuring about hearing other people’s worst dating stories because they make you feel better about some of the human turds that you may have dated. Whether or not your date stood you up or was as dull as dishwater, there’s no denying that the experience was absolute dung but this ladies experience was crap, literally crap.
Read on.
https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712127018649960452
Romance and poo, we’re intrigued already.

Go on…
https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712127578354663424
At this point, we know exactly what you’re thinking.

The story develops…
https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712128076587671553
https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712128639136079872
This is the appropriate reaction to that remark.

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712129180700418048
https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712130072828907520
What an absolute princess.

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712130922997542913

There’s a nice ending to this though.
https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712132092872802304
She must be so revealed to have the load taken off her mind because she probably felt like crap throughout. We’re really rooting for those (number) two.
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