JOE is on Tinder.
With Christmas just around the corner, we’ve decided that we’d turn to the world of digital dating in a quest for love.
We set up our Tinder account, and it wasn’t long before we were inundated with messages – but that was the easy part. We had no idea what to say to any of the women.
We decided the best thing to do was to make ourselves look good by comparison, and asked them about the worst opening message they’d ever received on Tinder.
We’ve compiled the very worst of them here, and they are appalling enough to prove that not only has romantic Ireland been dead and gone since 1913 – but some people are digging it up just to slap it with their dicks.
1) An offer you can very easily refuse
2) A fair question
3) “That escalated quickly”
4) Please, do not continue this story
5) Like Picasso crossed with Van Gogh
6) How to get unmatched
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7) The naked chef
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9) Romantic Ireland is dead and gone, it’s with O’Leary…
8) Sonnet 164
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