What a cock-up.
The annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant is failing to attract candidates despite the fact that the event kicks off in just over two weeks.
Sponsors Kings County Saloon in Bushwick, Brooklyn have announced that they’ll take video submissions from around the world this year, with those taking part posing in eveningwear, swimwear and talent portions of the show.
They will then attempt to win over the crowd in a question and answer session, all to win a reportedly puny £325.
Very few takers so far, though. You’d swear people didn’t want to show off their Push Pops.
Eh, you’re alright lads.
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