I love my brick.
We imagine that many of you will be visiting library’s and museums this weekend in a romantic quest for love. It’s a solid and sturdy plan in our minds.
If by some miracle this plan fails then you could always just have a few drinks, hit the town with the enthusiasm of a nine year old that has just been let loose for the summer holidays or open your Tinder app.
Any healthy relationship is usually built on a brick by brick basis you could do worse than match this inanimate yet insatiable object.
This construction Casanova has recently joined Tinder and its already got over 1,00 matches.
To paraphrase Ron Burgundy, here’s my sweet Brick’s profile page.
It gets much better though because people have actually tried to chat-up this brick but it seems that he/she is an unmovable object.
We hope that people match with this brick. It seems like a solid, sturdy and dependable type of partner and as Mrs Doyle would say, “you don’t have to feed it or clean it or take it to the vet. Suits him down to the ground”.
H.T – Examiner
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