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20th Jan 2015

Pic: A toilet has a Tinder profile. It has 200 matches. People talk to it. This is great.

Dating has gone to s#*t...

Paul Moore

Dating has gone to s#*t…

If you’re ever feeling down in the dumps about your dating life then we recommend creating a Tinder profile, logging on and seeing what’s floating in your area.

Dating can be a pain in the ass especially since your personality, sense of humour and good traits can easily get clogged viaa series of mixed messages.

This doesn’t happen to Tinder user Oilet though because he’s a toilet who doesn’t need a gorgeous profile picture, engaging biography or witty chat-up lines. He’s maybe a toilet but he/she’s completely flushed with matches.

Writer Alex Scola spent a week on Tinder posing as a loo where he made it very clear that he was, indeed, just a toilet.  That didn’t stop 200 people from matching with him and some of the conversations are priceless.

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H.T – The Metro

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