Philip, you little star you.
Philip Smith did well to remember his black marker amid all the bumping, grinding and fumbling that he claims took place in a pub toilet in Dublin.
We’re delighted for him.
But the staff maintain it’s not quite the performance he makes it out to be with a cheeky quip back that he had finished before security could get to him.
Nicely done, lads. Nicely done.
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