This gentleman is on to a winner.
Look, everyone, his body is ready, he likes turtles and all it takes to turn him on is a good hug.
OK, there are some questionable details in here but the fact that he has TWO thumbs will definitely prepare him well for the onslaught of lady callers.
This is the best dating profile ever. There’s no maybe about it.
I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever pic.twitter.com/DyspovLr3t
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) January 21, 2016
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