Oh dear.
Even now, JOE gets that little shake of fear every time he sees the words ‘back’ and ‘to’ and ‘school’ in the same sentence. It’s part of the reason we avoid the likes of Eason’s during the month of August.
However, we are grateful for some things that we learned in our formative years, like basic spelling. Whoever made this sign for the ‘Portwest’ factory outlet has quite a bit to answer for…

Thanks to Alan Clarke, who spotted this and sent it to us.
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