Now all we have to do is set her up with the Milky Bar kid.
A hat-tip here to JOE reader Donal Balfe, who was having a lazy leaf through Tinder when he came across an 18-year-old by the name of Kayleigh-Jane.
Cue lots of, “oh….. yeah…. it isn’t her…. is it? It’s definitely her. Jesus that’s gas. The thing on her lip is new. She should get together with the Milky Bar kid…” or words to that effect.
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