He saw a lifetime of tofu and said, “f*ck that.”
You don’t win friends with salad, something this lad on Tinder feels only too strongly about.
He started off a conversation with a girl by asking her whether she uses ketchup or brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. Fair enough, says you, ketchup (Chef) is the obvious answer there.
Not to his potential beloved, however. His response speaks for a man who doesn’t like falafel.
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