Dating can be tough these days.
Although things like Tinder seem like they’d make things easier, they can actually become an extra stress as you go try to compete against those with ridiculously elaborate profiles.
But even when you do get a match, there’s no guarantee it’ll work. You might not be interested in the same things. They could just be in town for a short while. Or maybe they’re just too f**king creepy.
That’s what happened to an anonymous JOE reader, who let us know about this nightmare opening message he received just before Valentine’s Day…

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