“When my husband said he would give me a hand this morning, I didn’t expect this.”
The words of an Irish woman who today became the proud owner of the world’s weirdest looking carrot. Actually we’re not entirely sure if it is one carrot or five carrots. Or possibly the severed hand of an Oompa-Loompa.
We’ve all got a pretty solid idea of what carrots are supposed to look like, so you can forgive somebody their surprise when one comes out looking like something Dr. Frankenstein would sew onto his monster.
It’s funny now, but it might become a bit more macabre if they find the rest of Carrotman’s corpse buried in their garden.
Thanks to Ann Skehan for sending this one our way. Contact us on Facebook or at editorial@JOE.ie.
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