This is a cautionary tale.
If you were raised with any matters at all, you were probably taught to offer your seat on public transport to pregnant ladies and the elderly.
Turns out you need to be careful when it comes to the elderly people you offer a seat to, because they could just end up being a billion times more physically impressive than you are.
When one granddad was offered a seat on a Rio subway this week, he ‘respectfully declined’ by pulling off an Olympic stunt of his own and holding up own weight while clinging to one of the train’s balance bars.
https://twitter.com/b_flex14/status/763803311007039488
That is not a man who needs your charity.
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