Warning: This includes 30 seconds of your life that you’re never getting back.
When JOE went to JOE school, the first thing we learned before 101 Fantastic Euphemisms To Describe Conor McGregor was the following instruction – your mammy will still think you’re lovely even if some JOE readers think you’re a no-talent asshat. So just ignore.
Well, it’s easier said than done, and we do regularly find ourselves scanning our Facebook and Twitter comments for the most original, inventive and effective terms of abuse.
More often than not, however, we get one of the following 10 pieces of ‘wisdom,’ shrug and go back about our day.
Luckily, we’re made of stone. Are we bothered? Our da’s bigger than your da. Etc.
(*Runs into the corner, has a little cry, feels a bit better, thanks.*)
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