It’s a dog’s life when you’re trying to keep off the weight.
We don’t know who Paul McDermott, who wrote this, is and we don’t want to know.
It’s a mistake to meet your heroes, after all.
The first time you read this, chances are you won’t have a clue what he’s on about. Trust us when we tell you that this gets funnier on a second and third go.
For anyone who would be quite happy just to eat ham for a day.
Thanks to Aoife O’Reilly for sending this into us.
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