Some foods are only acceptable to eat at certain times. But why?
If we’re 26 and we want to eat baby food, is that not our own business?
Alas, no, the food police deem it unacceptable.
And guess what happened when we brought a bottle of Ribena to a BYOB party? They wouldn’t uncork if for us…
To be fair, they did try but it’s quite hard to get a corkscrew out of a plastic bottle.
Anyway, with the help of EBS, here’s a list of seven foods that are not always acceptable to eat, despite our efforts.
Farley Rusks as a grown-up
They’re delicious and the dunkability is amazing.
We don’t care if they’re for toddlers.
Cream eggs outside of cream egg season
Why do cream eggs have a season?
We understand duck season and rabbit season, but cream egg season?
Ridiculous.
A kebab when you’re sober
It’s time to crank it up a little.
We would like to know what a kebab ACTUALLY tastes like.
Barbecued food in winter
It’s cold all year anyway, so why are we judged for doing this.
Pizza for breakfast
There is literally nothing wrong with this. Not. A. Thing.
Jam/ Nutella from the jar at any time
This is only wrong if you use your fingers.
Breakfast bars for lunch
When did we start asking our food for a suggested eating time? It’s a world gone mad.
Eating shouldn’t have a specified time and neither should planning your mortgage.
That’s why EBS have launched their new Anytime Bar – the bar you can enjoy anytime – mornings, evenings, even weekends – just like their mortgage meetings. The eat anytime bar from the meet anytime mortgage people.
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