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01st Sep 2016

FEATURE: Proper food vs. wanky posh food

Fish and chips served in a mini ferris wheel? Fuck off.

JOE

JOE

FEATURE: Proper food vs. wanky posh food

For anyone who has ever seen chicken, lemon and kale sausages and frowned.

While this list originated with our brothers over at JOE.co.uk – hence the reference to a full English rather than an Irish breakfast – we can all agree that posh food wankery affects us all.

Tut your way through this list.

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