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11th Jan 2015

There are 48 footballer puns in this brilliant Tinder profile

We could marry this person on the spot

Tony Cuddihy

We could marry this person on the spot.

We counted a ridiculous 48 references to footballers in this stunning Tinder profile.

A couple of our favourites include…

Ring me on my Immobile

I’ll hold you Khedira to my heart

I Casillas in a relationship

…and the impossibly brilliant…

So don’t be Krul because I know you’re a keeper. 

Brilliant. Thanks to JOE reader James Baker from bringing these into our lives.

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