It would nearly put you off bacon. Nearly.
YouTube channel Facts have released another video in their ‘Irish People Try Things’ series, and this one is particularly grim. Everybody loves bacon, but as always… America has gone and taken it too far.
“It’s like there’s a free gaff in my mouth and someone’s after shittin’ all over the place.” The lads weren’t too impressed with the sugary bacon beverage at first but once they got used to it they decided it was just like red lemonade. Only with more bacon.
“The forbidden fruit for a vegetarian is a woman that smells like bacon.” Who doesn’t love the smell of bacon? Why not carry that smell with you everywhere you go? I cannot see the downside to this product no matter how long and hard I think about it.
“This is work. This is work now.” Another dastardly concoction dreamt up by J&D Foods. Nobody in the video seems to enjoy besides the one guy who’s eating it right off the knife.
Bacon scented pillow case
“Isn’t there a risk that you might wake up and have half-eaten this?” An astute question.
“This is actually what George Foreman’s penis probably tastes like.” I would go as far as to say that even mentioning the bottle of bacon-flavoured lube on your nightstand is enough to get a girl to come back to yours.
Clip via YouTube/Facts
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