These are incredibly funny.
If you’ve ever read an Irvine Welsh novel or simply just watched Trainspotting, then you’ll definitely hear the voices of Mark Renton and/or Francis Begbie as you read these tweets.
We’d like to thank Filipe Orlando for bringing these into our world, in all their filthy and utterly not-so-for-work language.
“Aye, pal…”
https://twitter.com/_RyanBryce/status/770592548616282112
“Pause the tunes”
https://twitter.com/montyyy_x/status/614095095088984064
“Can this place be shut down?” and other Goudie delights…
Hi @NicolaSturgeon heavy rough so went inty a cafe for a bacon roll an the lassie was lit aw we don't do bacon. Can this place be shut down?
— Goudie (@Goudie15) September 28, 2016
Here is there like "German Twitter" or "Italian Twitter" where mad euro cunts are firin out hilarious spaghetti bolognese patter?
— Goudie (@Goudie15) September 18, 2016
Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein
— Goudie (@Goudie15) February 10, 2016
“Am no a fucking octopus!”
Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that guy asked 'do ye want a cupholder'. Obviously a do ya fucking reprobate am no a fucking octopus
— callum mcnab (@CallumMcNab93) March 20, 2013
What did we just read?
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