She had something to get off her chest.
We’re all guilty of telling a few white lies but there are some people that seem to have perfected this devious art down to a tee. You know the types, they look like butter wouldn’t melt in their mouth but you really know that they’re keeping a few skullduggerous secrets close to their chest.
It seems that a lady in Florida is more than happy to show off her chest to the public though after she was arrested for ‘indecent exposure of sexual organs’ but when the cops quizzed her on the reason why, the response she gave was hilarious.
Police were alerted to the incident after members of the public noticed the drunk woman pulling up her shirt and slapping her breasts but when quizzed on the reason why, the Ocala Star Banner report;
“Officer Joseph Kelly was called to Champion BBQ at 2327 S. Pine Ave., Ocala, where, witnesses reported, a woman was showing her breasts while walking. As he was driving to the restaurant, Kelly saw a woman lift up her shirt and slap her breasts numerous times while facing southbound traffic near McDonald’s at 2015 S. Pine Ave.
“Kelly stopped and talked with the woman, Denise R. Belflower, 34, of Sorrento, who said she had a bee or bug bite under her breast and was scratching it. She also told him she was intoxicated. She was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail”
Huh?
There you have it, if you ever feel the need to engage in some public nudity and just happen to get caught by a garda then you have a ready-made excuse.
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