“What a happy little arrogant prick of a duck.”
1. When he had some beef with ducks
Well that was weird. Found a lovely pond/lake not a fucking duck in sight. Maybe they was shy…..or maybe they was arrogant……..pricks.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 7, 2012
2. When he had photographic beef with a single duck
https://twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/380377522174570496
Even though that’s clearly a goose.
3. When the anniversary of 9/11 came around
Why would Danny delete this? Who knows.
4. When he shared his darkest fear
My worst nightmare would be listening to Heart FM while eating an Oykos yoghurt. It would be like pissing razor blades.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) August 16, 2016
5. When he announced his marriage in the most Danny Dyer way possible
Finally my kids will no longer be bastards….me and @MasDyerJo are finally getting married after a 25 stretch…thanks for the love people.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 2, 2015
6. When he shared his nerves about getting married in the most Danny Dyer way possible
Can't believe I'm gonna be a married man this time next week. My arse flaps at the thought. In a good way of course. 💕🎂
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) August 29, 2016
And the nation’s arses flapped with you, Danny.
7. When he mused on human nature and sandwiches
If we didn't have thumbs we could never enjoy eating a sandwich….. #Sundaycomedownphilosophy
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) August 16, 2015
8. When he gave us something to think about after Real Madrid beat Manchester United 2-1 back in 2013
Safe to say miss ferguson won't be getting plated tonight. Where as Jose will be in nosh city. Still at least west ham are 12 in the league.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 5, 2013
9. And then couldn’t stop thinking about it himself
Can't get the image of sir Alex plating his old women out of me head. FUCK
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 5, 2013
Plated?
10. When he had yet more beef with birds
I hate that early bird…….. You know the one who catches the worm………get back in ya nest ya feathery little mug………
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) November 26, 2013
11. When he seemed to threaten a Furby with death by explosion
Roll on bonfire night……….it's gonna get strapped to a great big massive fuck off Rocket so it can join the other Furbys in the sky…
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) September 12, 2013
12. When he decided to do something constructive with his evening
Right that's enough Troll destroying for one night I'm gonna go and do something constructive like order a fucking Dominos pizza.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) April 10, 2013
13. When he watched Ratatouille
Just watched Ratatouille with the
Littlen………fuck me I was rooting for that rat……..— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) August 13, 2013
14. When he said what we’re all thinking about Donald Trump
Is it me or is this geezer completely off his strange looking nut. https://t.co/37KOv7vnC3
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 10, 2015
15. When he called Ms Dynamite a ‘proper talented raving sort of a bird’
Get on this massive track cloud 9 from the mighty @Ms_Dynamite strong tune from proper talented raving sort of a bird http://t.co/yVSc52rQsx
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 24, 2013
I mean, he’s not wrong, it’s just… phrasing.
16. When he put our minds at ease over his incessant tweeting of dogs in costumes
Just to let you know the fact I'm tweeting about dog costumes don't assume it's coz i'm fucked out of my nut on drugs. 😉 Many thanks.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) July 29, 2013
This article originally appeared on JOE.co.uk.
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