In fairness, if you’re looking to offload a room in Cluain Riocaird, you’re begging for this kind of response.
Cian Gallagher was advertising two rooms to rent in Cluain Riocaird in Galway on DAFT and sent us in the brilliant response he got from someone called ‘Ted.’
It looks like they’re moving back to the mainland, folks.
The application reads…
Hello, I am inquiring about the available rooms?
Myself and my friend need accommodation, we are both professional adults, I am in my 40s and my friend is 26.
We are two young fun-loving guys who enjoy to relax and lave a laugh. We earn plenty of money, to be honest a load of it is just resting in my account, so deposits are no problem.
Are you guys sporty? I spotted an American football also, it seems small though, or maybe it’s just far away in the photo.
Thinking about it, we would actually only need one room as we have always shared a room (separate beds of course). Delighted to see a tea pot in the photos. There’s always time for a nice cup of tea. Em, what else, we like to eat often, our meals are at eleven, one, half-two, three, five, seven, and nine.
This is a strange question but does your estate get serviced by a milkman or milkfloat or if you buy it in the shop? We also have a rabbit. I hope this won’t be a problem, he usually stays in a cage under the coffee table with some nice lettuce. He’s called Sampras (you know, rabbits, tennis, you know that whole connection there).
My friend enjoys rollerblading and I myself am fond of a good long mass. Although I don’t believe in organised religion. We had to move because our house is getting fumigated. They come in, they strip down the wallpaper, they fumigate the place and they’re gone. What’s so bad about that you might think!
God I’ve just seen the price.. ?300, that’s like £200… I’m not trying to buy cocaine you know!
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