Gimme a T.
Gimme a hursday.
It’s Thursday.
Here’s the best cinematic options on your television screen on this Thursday 4 July…
The Marine – SyFy – 9pm
John Cena makes a break for Hollywood and battles the T-1000 – well, the actor who plays him anyway – in this totally fine if wildly generic actioner.
The Take – Film 4 – 9pm
Not to be confused with the Tom Hardy drama; this one was originally called Bastille Day and features Idris Elba and Richard Madden in a pacy conspiracy thriller.
Ali G Indahouse – Comedy Central – 9pm
Hey kids, remember Ali G?
Full Metal Jacket – TCM – 11pm
War is hell, as detailed by the great Stanley Kubrick.
Byzantium – Channel 4 – 1.55am
If you’re having an especially late night, you could do a lot worse than Neil Jordan’s return to the vampire world with Saoirse Ronan and Gemma Arterton in support.
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