With David Beckham telling everyone he’s bought a new unamed MLS franchise in Miami, we look at some of the weirder football team names out there
In Norway, there is a professional ladies football team called Fart. Yep, that’s right….Fart

The beautifully named Peruvian football team, Deportivo Wanka. No truth in rumours of the players’ lounge being called the Wanka Bar

Owned by all round football governing nice guy, Jack Warner, we present to you Joe Public FC from Trinidad & Tobago

Not to be outdone by their Peruvian counterparts, this Argentinian club are not setting their sights high. Deportivo Moron FC

We challenge you to come up with a terrace chant for this Ghanaian football club. Ladies and gents, there’s only one
Essienimpong Cape-Coast Mysterious Dwarfs FC

No prizes for guessing the terrace song for this South Korean football club, Hallelujah FC who alas no longer exist

And for our climax, we bring you all the way from Indonesia, Semen Padang FC

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