God damnit!
Much like ‘The Gang’ on their quest to see Thundergun Express, we’re leaving no stone unturned in our quest to get every jabroni to watch ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia‘.
It’s easily the funniest show on Netflix and to make things better, the cast are also no strangers to Ireland. I wonder if they managed to get their hands on some of these strange objects when they were here
1) Boiled denim
Frank and Charlie’s weird relationship summed up in one brilliant clip. Why they feel the need to hang out under the boardwalk or boil their denim is beyond me.
Clip via – DallasCowboysFan501
2) Sausage pocket
For when you really want a sausage but your hands are indisposed. Frank is a hero.
3) Rum ham
To quote Mac “God damn it, Frank. Eating your drinks? That is genius.” See, I always knew it was possible to get ripped shit drunk on ham.
Clip via – FarKiller07’s channel
4) Fraggle Rock thermos
Now you aint gonna come up in here and take one of Pepper Jack’s best hoes?!?! Pepper Jack love him some Fraggle Rock.
5) Monster condoms
Frank’s go-to seduction move that even rivals the D.E.N.N.I.S system.
Clip via – edward scissordicks
6) Salt
“Nobody likes salting the snail, but she gives you no choice”. Just keep her and Frank away from the dinner table.
7) Little green ghouls, magnets, milk steak and jellybeans, boiled over easy.
Best dating profile ever. Only the best for a fullonrapist philanthropist like Charlie.
Clip via – char lotte
8) Glory hole
He speaks the truth.
9) Crowtein
Fight milk! It makes you fight…like a crow. Profits will sore as high… like a crow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqQicrQfb1E
10) Frank’s gun
Handy for interventions and in Frank’s case, putting out a fire in the bar… for some reason. I love that man.
11) Denim chicken
It just makes sense.
12) Crack
Handy for when you plan on scamming welfare.
13) Glue, beer and cat food
It really is the best way to fall asleep. Frank’s late arrival in the apartment makes this even better.
Clip via – Daniel De Nicola
14) Chardee MacDennis boardgame
It’s not a game, it’s a war. An unflipable test of mind, body and spirit.,…just ask Mac.
15) Toe knife
The best way to cut your nails is with a toe knife. Everyone know that. Also, if you’ve managed to create an open wound then just plug it with a sweaty sock or some trash.
Clip via – zeppelin77’s channel
16) Demonstrative doll
Handy when performing a completely unnecessary and creepy intervention due to false claims of sexual molestation.
Ladies and gents, here’s Charlie’s uncle, Jack Kelly, loving life during this awkward time.
17) Kitten Mittens
Charlie Kelly is a contradiction. Yes, he’s the king of the rats but he also has a strange affinity for cats. As he said to Dee “cat in the wall eh? Now you’re talking my language”.
Charlie Kelly, originator of the must have feline accessory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4
Clip via – coby huntington
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